An old country boy was visiting the airport and marveling over the huge planes taking off and landing from all over the world. As he is looking out of the window, a woman at a nearby counter asks "Can I help you sir?". Where is the plane going to New York?" he says. She points out the big jumbo jet right on the tarmac " That one right there is scheduled to take off in a couple of minutes at 12:15." He asks " When is it gonna arrive there?". Not knowing that airlines usually state arrival time at the destination, he seemed surprised when the lady said "12:16- would you like to buy a ticket ?" "No mam, but I just want to stand here and watch that sucker take off!"
Joey
Joey