Two old guys are pushing their carts around Wal-Mart
when they collide. The first old guy says to the
second guy, "Sorry about that; I'm looking for my
wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I
was going."
The second old guy says, "That's OK. It's a
coincidence, I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't
find her and I'm getting a little desperate."
The first old guy says, "Well, maybe I can help you
find her. What does she look like?"
The second old guy says: "Well, she is 27 yrs old,
tall, with red hair, blue eyes, long legs, big bust,
and is wearing a tube top and short shorts. What does your wife look like?"
To which the first old guy says, "Doesn't matter,
--- let's look for yours."
when they collide. The first old guy says to the
second guy, "Sorry about that; I'm looking for my
wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I
was going."
The second old guy says, "That's OK. It's a
coincidence, I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't
find her and I'm getting a little desperate."
The first old guy says, "Well, maybe I can help you
find her. What does she look like?"
The second old guy says: "Well, she is 27 yrs old,
tall, with red hair, blue eyes, long legs, big bust,
and is wearing a tube top and short shorts. What does your wife look like?"
To which the first old guy says, "Doesn't matter,
--- let's look for yours."
