Personal Advice

[islandpiper]

Advice to you geezers: never trust a fart.

Advice to you young guys: don't laugh when a geezer says this.

 

[Kayak Jack]

In Viet Nam, we said that "Happiness is a dry fart." As I remember, that's about the best it got there.

 

[BEARS BUDDY]

You sayin' farts shouldn't have lumps? :shock:

 

[oldyaker]

Been there......Done that.....


Have the pictures....Post Card and T-shirt.......................And ruined Fruit of the Looms from that adventure. :cry: :cry:





Kind of reminds me of an old aviation saying about landing with the gear up...."There are those who have.......AND! THOSE WHO WILL"

 

[Kayak Jack]

...Kind of reminds me of an old aviation saying about landing with the gear up...."There are those who have.......AND! THOSE WHO WILL"

Mine's down and welded. If it comes up, I'm in deep kimchee.

 

[graybeard]

As PT Barnum said, no one ever went broke underestimating the taste of the public:

FML is a hilarious site that is the online version of the moaning chair.

Today, I was snuggled in bed with my husband. He thought because my butt was twitching that I was trying to be frisky. So he slapped my ass hard in attempt to get something going. I was actually trying to hold in a huge fart because last night I had diarrhea. Apparently I still have it. FML

http://www.fmylife.com/search/result/?t ... &article=1

 

[Kayak Jack]

"Mankind is a dirty, rotten, disgusting animal; never forget it."

Forget hell! I revel in it.