Subject: Pickin' on N.C.
A guy from North Carolina passed away and left his entire estate to his
beloved widow, but she can't touch it 'til she's 14.
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How do you know when you're staying in a North Carolina hotel? When you
call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk
replies,
"Go ahead."
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How can you tell if a North Carolina redneck is married? There's
dried tobacco juice on both sides of his pickup truck. '
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in North Carolina
to 32? It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high
schools.
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What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in North Carolina?
Documentaries.
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A North Carolina State trooper pulls over a pickup on I-64 and says to
the driver, "Got any I.D.?" and the driver replies "Bout wut?"
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Did you hear about the $3 million North Carolina State Lottery? The
winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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The governor's mansion in North Carolina burned down! Yep. Pert' near
took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both
books-poof! up in flames and he hadn't even finished coloring one of
them.
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A new law was recently passed in North Carolina .When a couple gets
divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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A guy walked into a bar in North Carolina and orders a mudslide.
The bartender looks at the man and says, "You ain't from 'round
here areya?""No", replies the man, "I'm from Pennsylvania". The
bartender looks at him and says, "Well, what do ya do in Pennsylvania?
"I'm a taxidermist", said the man. The bartender, looking very
bewildered now, asks, "What in the world is a tax-e-derm-ist?"
The man says, "I mount animals". The bartender standsback
and hollers to the whole bar...."It's okay boys, he's one of us!"
Lurker
A guy from North Carolina passed away and left his entire estate to his
beloved widow, but she can't touch it 'til she's 14.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
How do you know when you're staying in a North Carolina hotel? When you
call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk
replies,
"Go ahead."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
How can you tell if a North Carolina redneck is married? There's
dried tobacco juice on both sides of his pickup truck. '
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in North Carolina
to 32? It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high
schools.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in North Carolina?
Documentaries.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A North Carolina State trooper pulls over a pickup on I-64 and says to
the driver, "Got any I.D.?" and the driver replies "Bout wut?"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Did you hear about the $3 million North Carolina State Lottery? The
winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The governor's mansion in North Carolina burned down! Yep. Pert' near
took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both
books-poof! up in flames and he hadn't even finished coloring one of
them.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A new law was recently passed in North Carolina .When a couple gets
divorced, they are STILL cousins.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A guy walked into a bar in North Carolina and orders a mudslide.
The bartender looks at the man and says, "You ain't from 'round
here areya?""No", replies the man, "I'm from Pennsylvania". The
bartender looks at him and says, "Well, what do ya do in Pennsylvania?
"I'm a taxidermist", said the man. The bartender, looking very
bewildered now, asks, "What in the world is a tax-e-derm-ist?"
The man says, "I mount animals". The bartender standsback
and hollers to the whole bar...."It's okay boys, he's one of us!"
Lurker