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A priest was lecturing on the Bible one Sunday morning. He said to the congregation, "You know, the Bible has an answer for everything. The reason for that is that the people in the Bible have all, at one time or another, been in the same situations you have."
"Even PMS?" a woman asked.
"Yes, I assure you, PMS is in there. Tell you what, I'll look for it and tell you the passage at Mass next week."
So everyone goes home and the priest is looking for the passage and Sunday comes around. He gets in front of the congregation and begins his Homily in Mass. "People, I have found the passage in the Bible referring to PMS."
"Really, Father? Where?" the lady asked.
It's right here in this passage where it says "And Mary rode Joseph’s' ass all the way to Bethlehem."
"Even PMS?" a woman asked.
"Yes, I assure you, PMS is in there. Tell you what, I'll look for it and tell you the passage at Mass next week."
So everyone goes home and the priest is looking for the passage and Sunday comes around. He gets in front of the congregation and begins his Homily in Mass. "People, I have found the passage in the Bible referring to PMS."
"Really, Father? Where?" the lady asked.
It's right here in this passage where it says "And Mary rode Joseph’s' ass all the way to Bethlehem."