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Redneck Medical Terms!

oldyaker

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Benign ......................What you be, after you be eight
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> > Artery .......................The study of painting
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> > Bacteria ....................Back door to cafeteria
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> > Barium .....................What doctors do when people die
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> > Caesarean Section ...........A neighborhood in Rome
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> > Catscan ....................Searching for Kitty
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> > Cauterize ..................Made eye contact with her
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> > Coma .......................A punctuation mark

> > Dilate ........................To live long
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> > Enema ......................Not a friend
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> > Fester .......................Quicker than someone else
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> > Fibula .......................A small lie
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> > Genital ......................Non-Jewish person
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> > G.I. Series ................World Series of military baseball
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> > Hangnail ...................What you hang your coat on
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> > Impotent ...................Distinguished, well known
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> > Labor Pain ................Getting hurt at work
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> > Medical Staff ............A Doctor's cane
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> > Morbid ....................A higher offer
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> > Nitrates ....................Cheaper than day rates
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> > Node ........................I knew it
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> > Outpatient ................A person who has fainted
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> > Pap Smear ...............A fatherhood test
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> > Pelvis .......................Second cousin to Elvis
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> > Post Operative .........A letter carrier
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> > Rectum ....................Damn near killed him
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> > Seizure .....................Roman emperor
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> > Terminal Illness ....... Getting sick at the airport
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> > Tumor ......................One plus one more
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> > Urine .......................Opposite of you're out
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> > Varicose ..................Near by / close by
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gbinga

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Nov 7, 2008
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Hoschton, GA
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Genital = non Jewish person. Cracks me up. Now that you've planted that in my head, it will probably come out later. More likely than not it will be at church.

George