Relative Temperature Chart in Degrees
65 (18 C) -- Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night
60 (15 C) -- Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one)
50 (10 C) -- Miami residents turn on the heat
45 (7 C) -- Vermont residents go to outdoor concerts
40 (5 C) -- You can see your breath, Californians shiver uncontrollably, and Minnesotans go swimming
35 (2 C) -- Italian cars don't start
32 (0 C) -- Water freezes
30 (-1 C) -- You plan your vacation to Australia
25 (-4 C) -- Ohio water freezes, Californians weep pitiably, Minnesotans eat ice cream, and Canadians go swimming
20 (-7 C) -- Politicians begin to talk about the homeless, New York City water freezes
15 (-9 C) -- French cars don't start, cat insists on sleeping in your bed
10 (-12 C) -- You need jumper cables to get the car going
5 (-15 C) -- American cars don't start
0 (-17 C) -- Alaskans put on t-shirts
-10 (-23 C) -- German cars don't start, eyes freeze shut when you blink
-15 (-26 C) -- Miami residents cease to exist, Arkansans stick tongue on metal objects
-20 (-29 C) -- Cat insists on sleeping in pajamas, politicians actually do something about the homeless, Japanese cars don't start
-30 (-34 C) -- You plan a two week hot bath, Swedish cars don't start
-40 (-40 C) -- Californians disappear, Minnesotans button top button, Canadians put on sweaters
-50 (-45 C) -- Congressional hot air freezes, Alaskans close the bathroom window
-80 (-62 C) -- Hell freezes over, polar bears move south, Viking Fans order hot cocoa at the game
-90 (-68 C) -- Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets
65 (18 C) -- Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night
60 (15 C) -- Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one)
50 (10 C) -- Miami residents turn on the heat
45 (7 C) -- Vermont residents go to outdoor concerts
40 (5 C) -- You can see your breath, Californians shiver uncontrollably, and Minnesotans go swimming
35 (2 C) -- Italian cars don't start
32 (0 C) -- Water freezes
30 (-1 C) -- You plan your vacation to Australia
25 (-4 C) -- Ohio water freezes, Californians weep pitiably, Minnesotans eat ice cream, and Canadians go swimming
20 (-7 C) -- Politicians begin to talk about the homeless, New York City water freezes
15 (-9 C) -- French cars don't start, cat insists on sleeping in your bed
10 (-12 C) -- You need jumper cables to get the car going
5 (-15 C) -- American cars don't start
0 (-17 C) -- Alaskans put on t-shirts
-10 (-23 C) -- German cars don't start, eyes freeze shut when you blink
-15 (-26 C) -- Miami residents cease to exist, Arkansans stick tongue on metal objects
-20 (-29 C) -- Cat insists on sleeping in pajamas, politicians actually do something about the homeless, Japanese cars don't start
-30 (-34 C) -- You plan a two week hot bath, Swedish cars don't start
-40 (-40 C) -- Californians disappear, Minnesotans button top button, Canadians put on sweaters
-50 (-45 C) -- Congressional hot air freezes, Alaskans close the bathroom window
-80 (-62 C) -- Hell freezes over, polar bears move south, Viking Fans order hot cocoa at the game
-90 (-68 C) -- Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets