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Safe Drinking....

oldyaker

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Aug 26, 2003
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In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, Whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of s***.

(There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service).
 

CamperDave

Active Member
Nov 12, 2005
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Southwestern PA
Alcohol is GOOD for you!!!

Hey Jimmy...
Can't thank you enough for this Public Service Announcement....next time I drink tooooooooooooo much, I'll just thank you before I pass out....sure wouldn't want to drink all that 'poop'...etc....just give me a nice full glass of Southern Comfort filled with ice and I am indeed a HAPPY Camper....hehehehehehehe....camperdave