There were three men sitting in a sauna butt naked. An American, a Japanese and an Irishman. Suddenly a beeper went off, everyone looked at each other. The American raised his arm and pushed his forearm with his finger and said, I have a micro chip in my arm that is my beeper. In a few minutes a phone rang. The Japanese fella raised his hand to his ear and started talking. Afterward he said I have a micro chip in my hand, that's my phone. The Irish fellow was feeling bad that he didn't have anything but the call of nature. He left and went to relieve himself in the restroom. When he got back the other two men were looking at him, he turned around to see why they were looking at him to find tolet paper hanging from his rear end. He was embrassed but thinking quick he said, weeeell will you look at that, I'm getting a fax.
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