Ever heard someone say, "Don't sweat the small stuff" ?
That person NEVER passed a kidney stone.
Whew! Piper
That person NEVER passed a kidney stone.
Whew! Piper
Simply not true!!!
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Would it be just tooooo cliche to mention that mine had a 10-inch head circumference and was 21 inches long? And was a month late?
Nah, won't even say a word. Probably shouldn't mention the natural childbirth either.
William Shatner sold his kidney stone for $25000. What can you get for yours?
Nah, won't even say a word. Probably shouldn't mention the natural childbirth either.
William Shatner sold his kidney stone for $25000. What can you get for yours?
OK ichhornia, I bow before you. You win, I quit.........
Shatner's got a good thing going there. Maybe I'll try to make a bigger one next time.
Piper
Shatner's got a good thing going there. Maybe I'll try to make a bigger one next time.
Piper
You GO! More coffee and tea and lots of chocolate! Make a nice big one and you can put it in a ring or necklace!
Piper, you give up way to easily mate. 
I reckon this whole child birth thing is a myth, put out by the females of the species to make us feel bad.
consider this, If it wasn't an enjoyable experience, why would women keep having more?
that should get a bite.
I reckon this whole child birth thing is a myth, put out by the females of the species to make us feel bad.
consider this, If it wasn't an enjoyable experience, why would women keep having more?
that should get a bite.
Yes Mick.......we'll see if there really are female readers on this forum. By the way, where would you like your last paycheck sent, that is, after they find your body? heh heh heh
Women, in my experience, get REALLY TESTY over this whole childbirth thing. You might have openend a big can 'o worms there, buddy.
( standing bnack, out of the way.......watching closely......ready to run)
Piper
Women, in my experience, get REALLY TESTY over this whole childbirth thing. You might have openend a big can 'o worms there, buddy.
( standing bnack, out of the way.......watching closely......ready to run)
Piper
hey Chuck, I am awful glad my wife doesn't read this forum. I would be starting to experience some REAL pain by now.
I still reckopn the girls are just trickin us.
I still reckopn the girls are just trickin us.
Funny, that's what they say about us men!hairymick said:
And, they're right. Who'd want a pretty gal around when he could have us smelly, Olde Fartes??!!
hairymick said:
Ha! You forget that we only have the one rug-rat...no, he's more of a yard-ape now.
Toss 99 pennies out in the yard and tell him. "There's a dollar for you, Honey!"
That'll keep him occupied for a while so you can arrange for his little brother/sister.
That'll keep him occupied for a while so you can arrange for his little brother/sister.
Jack........I'm slowing down. It took four dollars woth of pennies and I had to throw them way out in the tall grass.......
Piper
Piper