Here at the Southern Test Facility a heap a food iz keepin' well in a can. We got canned sardines, canned beans, canned wine.....yep, Hiney Wine. It comes in a six back.....it iz red wine, near bout good enuff fer a dago. All the fishermen who have taken ta stylish hats have come round ta Hiney Wine. Ya take a plastic glass 'n shezzaaaaaaaaaaam......next thing ya pull up next ta the folks in the next boat 'n ask "Hey Bubba.....got an Gray Poop On mustard"?
We dont have a website yet, but some of us send out tips, kinda like Heloise before she started hittin' the sauce so hard. Last month we warned folks not ta use fish sauce fer fertilizer when ya plant corn.....turns the kernels make a fine yellow, but gives yer grits a funny, slanted look.
regards
bearridge
Southern Test Facility
Bodine College, 3D
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