Possums sleep in the middle of the road with their feet in the air.
There are 5,00 types of snakes and 4,998 live in TEXAS.
There are 10,00 types of spiders. All 10,000 live in TEXAS, plus a couple no one's seen before.
If it grows, it sticks. If it crawls, it bites.
Onced and Twiced are words.
It is not a shopping cart. It is a buggy.
People actually grow and eat okra.
Fixinto is one word.
There is no such thing as lunch. There is only dinner and then there is supper.
Iced tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when you are two. We do like a little tea with our sugar.
Backards and forards means "I know everything about you."
DJeet? is actually a phrase meaning "Did you eat?"
You don't have to wear a watch because it doesn't matter what time it is. You work until you're done or it's too dark to see.
You don't PUSH buttons, you MASH them.
YOU KNOW YOU'RE FROM TEXAS IF:
You measure distances in minutes.
You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
You use "fix" as a verb. Example: "I'm fixing to go to the store."
You install security lights on your house and garage and leavve both unlocked.
You know what a "DAWG" is.
You carry jumper cables in your car.....for your OWN car.
You own only four spices: salt, pepper, tabasco, and ketchup.
The local papers cover national and international news on one page, but require six pages for local gossip.
You think that the first day of deer season is a national holiday.
You find 100 degrees Fahrenheit "a little warm."
You know all four seasons: Almost Summer, Summer, Still Summer, and Christmas.
Going to Wal-Mart is a favorite pastime know'd as "goin' Wal-martin'" or "off to Wally World."
You describe the first cool snap (that's anything below 70 degrees) as good pinto bean weather.
A carbonated soft drink isn't a soda, cola, or pop... It's a Coke, regardless of brand or flavor. Example: "What kinda Coke you want?"
Fried catfish is the "other white meat."
We don't need no stinkin' driver's ed...if our momma sez we kin drive, we kin drive.
You understand these jokes and pass them along to your friends from Texas (and those who just wish they were).
Remember: Not EVERYONE can be a TEXAN. It's an art form and a gift from God.
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There are 5,00 types of snakes and 4,998 live in TEXAS.
There are 10,00 types of spiders. All 10,000 live in TEXAS, plus a couple no one's seen before.
If it grows, it sticks. If it crawls, it bites.
Onced and Twiced are words.
It is not a shopping cart. It is a buggy.
People actually grow and eat okra.
Fixinto is one word.
There is no such thing as lunch. There is only dinner and then there is supper.
Iced tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when you are two. We do like a little tea with our sugar.
Backards and forards means "I know everything about you."
DJeet? is actually a phrase meaning "Did you eat?"
You don't have to wear a watch because it doesn't matter what time it is. You work until you're done or it's too dark to see.
You don't PUSH buttons, you MASH them.
YOU KNOW YOU'RE FROM TEXAS IF:
You measure distances in minutes.
You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
You use "fix" as a verb. Example: "I'm fixing to go to the store."
You install security lights on your house and garage and leavve both unlocked.
You know what a "DAWG" is.
You carry jumper cables in your car.....for your OWN car.
You own only four spices: salt, pepper, tabasco, and ketchup.
The local papers cover national and international news on one page, but require six pages for local gossip.
You think that the first day of deer season is a national holiday.
You find 100 degrees Fahrenheit "a little warm."
You know all four seasons: Almost Summer, Summer, Still Summer, and Christmas.
Going to Wal-Mart is a favorite pastime know'd as "goin' Wal-martin'" or "off to Wally World."
You describe the first cool snap (that's anything below 70 degrees) as good pinto bean weather.
A carbonated soft drink isn't a soda, cola, or pop... It's a Coke, regardless of brand or flavor. Example: "What kinda Coke you want?"
Fried catfish is the "other white meat."
We don't need no stinkin' driver's ed...if our momma sez we kin drive, we kin drive.
You understand these jokes and pass them along to your friends from Texas (and those who just wish they were).
Remember: Not EVERYONE can be a TEXAN. It's an art form and a gift from God.
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