Sitting together on a train, traveling through the Swiss Alps, were a French guy, an American guy, an old Greek lady, and a young, blonde Swiss girl.
The train went into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there was the sound of a loud "Slap!"
When the train emerged from the tunnel, the Frenchman had a bright red hand print on his cheek.
No one spoke.
The old lady thought: The Frenchman must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped his cheek.
The blonde thought: That Frenchman must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed, and fondled the old lady, so she slapped his cheek.
The Frenchman thought: The American must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.
The American thought: I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can smack that Frenchman again!
The train went into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there was the sound of a loud "Slap!"
When the train emerged from the tunnel, the Frenchman had a bright red hand print on his cheek.
No one spoke.
The old lady thought: The Frenchman must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped his cheek.
The blonde thought: That Frenchman must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed, and fondled the old lady, so she slapped his cheek.
The Frenchman thought: The American must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.
The American thought: I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can smack that Frenchman again!