There will be no Nativity Scene in Washington, DC this year. There cannot be a Nativity Scene in Washington, DC this Christmas season. This isn't for any religious reason. They simply have not been able to find three wise men and a virgin in the Nation's capitol.
There was no problem, however, finding enough asses to fill the stable.
Maybe, just maybe, we could have a Suthrin Piddler's Nativity Scene? Three Geezers, a college girl along some rapids, all gazing raptly at a new canoe. Gifts from the geezers could include gift coupons from Campmor, Old Spice underarm deodorant, and single malt. Mebbe, a beat-up old coffee pot on hte fire.
There was no problem, however, finding enough asses to fill the stable.
Maybe, just maybe, we could have a Suthrin Piddler's Nativity Scene? Three Geezers, a college girl along some rapids, all gazing raptly at a new canoe. Gifts from the geezers could include gift coupons from Campmor, Old Spice underarm deodorant, and single malt. Mebbe, a beat-up old coffee pot on hte fire.