To all my friends, thanks to you for sending me chain letters in 2003, 2002, 2001:, & 2000: & some back to 1998.
I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out that it's good for removing toilet stains.
I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with AIDS.
I smell like a dog since I stopped using deodorants because they cause cancer.
I will not sit on toilet seat in public restroom, because the African
Spider is hatched and grows there..
I don't leave my car in the parking lot or any other place and sometimes I even have to walk about 7 blocks for fear that someone will drug me with a perfume sample and try to rob me.
I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they ask me to dial a
stupid number and then I get a phone bill from hell with calls to Uganda,
Singapore and Tokyo!
 I stopped consuming several foods for fear that the estrogens they
contain may turn me gay.
I also stopped eating chicken and hamburgers because they are nothing
other than horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers that are bred
in a lab so that places like McDonalds can sell their Big Macs.
I also stopped drinking anything out of a can for fear that I will get
sick from the rat feces and urine.
I think I'm turning gay because when I go to parties, I don't look at
any girl no matter how hot she is, for fear that she will take my kidneys
and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.
 I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl
that was about to die in a hospital about 7,000 miles away. Funny thing
about that girl, she's been 7 since 1993.
I went bankrupt from bounced checks that I made expecting the $15,000
that Microsoft and AOL were supposed to send me when I participated in
their special e-mail program.
My Ericson phone never arrived and neither did the passes for a paid
vacation to Disneyland.
But I am positive that all this is because of a stinking chain that I broke or forgot to follow and I got a curse from hell.
IMPORTANT NOTE: If you DO NOT send this e-mail to at least 1200 people in the next 10 seconds, a bird will crap on you tomorrow at 7:17 p.m.
I just love chain letters , life would be so dull without them. :roll:
Chuck.
I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out that it's good for removing toilet stains.
I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with AIDS.
I smell like a dog since I stopped using deodorants because they cause cancer.
I will not sit on toilet seat in public restroom, because the African
Spider is hatched and grows there..
I don't leave my car in the parking lot or any other place and sometimes I even have to walk about 7 blocks for fear that someone will drug me with a perfume sample and try to rob me.
I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they ask me to dial a
stupid number and then I get a phone bill from hell with calls to Uganda,
Singapore and Tokyo!
 I stopped consuming several foods for fear that the estrogens they
contain may turn me gay.
I also stopped eating chicken and hamburgers because they are nothing
other than horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers that are bred
in a lab so that places like McDonalds can sell their Big Macs.
I also stopped drinking anything out of a can for fear that I will get
sick from the rat feces and urine.
I think I'm turning gay because when I go to parties, I don't look at
any girl no matter how hot she is, for fear that she will take my kidneys
and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.
 I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl
that was about to die in a hospital about 7,000 miles away. Funny thing
about that girl, she's been 7 since 1993.
I went bankrupt from bounced checks that I made expecting the $15,000
that Microsoft and AOL were supposed to send me when I participated in
their special e-mail program.
My Ericson phone never arrived and neither did the passes for a paid
vacation to Disneyland.
But I am positive that all this is because of a stinking chain that I broke or forgot to follow and I got a curse from hell.
IMPORTANT NOTE: If you DO NOT send this e-mail to at least 1200 people in the next 10 seconds, a bird will crap on you tomorrow at 7:17 p.m.
I just love chain letters , life would be so dull without them. :roll:
Chuck.