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To all of my Friends........

oldsparkey

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Aug 25, 2003
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To all my friends, thanks to you for sending me chain letters in 2003, 2002, 2001:, & 2000: & some back to 1998.

I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out that it's good for removing toilet stains.

I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with AIDS.

I smell like a dog since I stopped using deodorants because they cause cancer.

I will not sit on toilet seat in public restroom, because the African
Spider is hatched and grows there..

I don't leave my car in the parking lot or any other place and sometimes I even have to walk about 7 blocks for fear that someone will drug me with a perfume sample and try to rob me.

I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they ask me to dial a
stupid number and then I get a phone bill from hell with calls to Uganda,
Singapore and Tokyo!

  I stopped consuming several foods for fear that the estrogens they
contain may turn me gay.

I also stopped eating chicken and hamburgers because they are nothing
other than horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers that are bred
in a lab so that places like McDonalds can sell their Big Macs.

I also stopped drinking anything out of a can for fear that I will get
sick from the rat feces and urine.

I think I'm turning gay because when I go to parties, I don't look at
any girl no matter how hot she is, for fear that she will take my kidneys
and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.

  I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl
that was about to die in a hospital about 7,000 miles away. Funny thing
about that girl, she's been 7 since 1993.

I went bankrupt from bounced checks that I made expecting the $15,000
that Microsoft and AOL were supposed to send me when I participated in
their special e-mail program.

My Ericson phone never arrived and neither did the passes for a paid
vacation to Disneyland.

But I am positive that all this is because of a stinking chain that I broke or forgot to follow and I got a curse from hell.

IMPORTANT NOTE: If you DO NOT send this e-mail to at least 1200 people in the next 10 seconds, a bird will crap on you tomorrow at 7:17 p.m.

I just love chain letters , life would be so dull without them. :roll:
Chuck.
 

Swampy

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Aug 25, 2003
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Southeastern North Carolina
oldsparkey said:
IMPORTANT NOTE: If you DO NOT send this e-mail to at least 1200 people in the next 10 seconds, a bird will crap on you tomorrow at 7:17 p.m.

Dern! Jest at 7:17 a bird flew over! SPLAT! Recon I'll pass on a few of em next time too....
swampy