Kayak Jack said:
You gize are a yuck a minute.
Friend Jack,
We done a heap a stuff faster when we wuz younger. :? :? :? I figgered that pichur wuz a yuck 'n a half? I heard Ole Sparkey wuz a double yuckster on the Edisto....when them ole bowlegged womens come round.
How did ya'll fix yer tofu? The Master of Flowbizness cooked ours all afternoon whilst he poured a cup a wine in the pot. By 'n by, he emptied the whole bottle of wine. I figger that wuz when he set out ta pull the habanero stunt. [I think an afternoon of sippin' whiskey fogged hiz mind....what little iz left of it.] :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
I reckon Swampy aint the friend 'n natty dressin' pal he seems. I reckon ya seen how he took over oldyaker 'n the High Sheriffs minds (too bad they didnt film that fer science) 'n turnt 'em inta Manchuria evil doers bent on burnin' out the lining of my belly?
Our first three nites a hoodoochie that way come. Rained off 'n on in the daytime too. At nite the rolling thunder called out ".....chuck....chuck...." A few days later, whilst I wuz underwater in the falls, I heard blue haired mermaids frum Wisconsin callin' out fer the Sparkanator....kinda like Scylla 'n Charbidis....or them sireeeeeens. :wink:
Gerry, we're countin' on ya ta hold the line agin outrageous tale stretchin'.
regards
bearridge
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