A happy-go-lucky guy was "flying" down the road one day (about 10 mph over the limit) and passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side laying in wait.
The cop pulled the guy over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's the hurry?"
"I'm late for work."
"Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"
"I'm a rectum stretcher," the guy responded.
The cop was amazed and stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"
"Well, I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in I work side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch, until it's about 6 foot wide."
"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot rectum?"
"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge...
Traffic ticket: $95.00
Court costs: $45.00
The look on the cop's face: Priceless
Lurker
The cop pulled the guy over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's the hurry?"
"I'm late for work."
"Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"
"I'm a rectum stretcher," the guy responded.
The cop was amazed and stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"
"Well, I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in I work side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch, until it's about 6 foot wide."
"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot rectum?"
"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge...
Traffic ticket: $95.00
Court costs: $45.00
The look on the cop's face: Priceless
Lurker