Twas the night................

[oldsparkey]

Since everyone is doing Christmas Commercials today.......... I saw this in a chat area on the web.

'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the White House
Not a creature was working, not even his spouse;
No stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
because Michelle and the kids were in Hawaii spending 7 million there;

The Obama voters were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of free cell phones danced in their heads;
And mamma with her free healthcare, and unemployment benefits with no cap,
Had just settled down for a free winter's nap,

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the mail box I flew like a flash,
Tore open the mail and got my free cash.

The welfare check hadn’t got wet in the snow
Obama was still passing out free dough,
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a sign I must not work, at all of next year,

With a Socialist driver, so conniving and quick,
I knew in a moment he was their Saint Nick.
More taxes for the working and spending pretty much the same,
and he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;

"Now, Daschle! Now, Boxer! Now, Franken and Reid!
On, Pelosi! On Feinstein! On, Baucus and Biden!
To the top of the debt ceiling! No spending fire wall!
Now tax away! Tax away! Tax away all!"

 

[loafer]

Short and to the point: A Lesson in Irony.

The Food Stamp Program, administered by the U.S. Department of Agriculture, is proud to be distributing this year the greatest amount of free Meals and Food Stamps ever, to 46 million people.

Meanwhile, the National Park Service, administered by the U.S. Department of the Interior, asks us "Please Do Not Feed the Animals." Their stated reason for the policy is because "The animals will grow dependent on handouts and will not learn to take care of themselves."

 

[catfish]

yep pretty sad. I think I,m gona quit work become sorry and get my free dough too. :evil:

 

[oldsparkey]

I went to the local barbershop which is also a ladies saloon , it is combined into one place.

The barber does not start till 10;00AM and I got there at 9:45. He ran to the backroom so I sat down and read the paper. While reading the paper the gal doing the hair of the customer were talking. The beautician was telling about how her daughter made to much money and was dropped from government aid. The beautician said that she managed to adjust her income so her daughter can go on Medicaid and food stamps with all the rest of the benefits.
She also stated that insurance was costing to much for her and her husband and if he made as much this year as last year ( filed jointly ) she was going to divorce him so he would be making less and then go on medicaid and the rest of the benefits.
Medicaid the gov picks up the bill for medical and the cost of living.

The customer was telling about Obamacare and how she got here daughters on Medicaid to get around Obamacare and let them get over $2,000.00 a month in benefits. I would guess without doing a dam thing but sitting on there butts , doing dope and having cocaine babies.

It was 9:58 and I could not stand anymore of it , got up and left , I guess the Barber decided to come in from the backroom as soon as I was leaving, "O" well if he does not need the money I don't donate to charities , in his case.
That is one business I do not want to spend a Penney at.

Both the barber and beautician are in a good position to adjust there income ( On the books ) to show a poverty level if the decided to do that. No idea about the barbers attitude since he was hiding in the backroom all the time.