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Ventriloquist & the Blonde

oldyaker

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Aug 26, 2003
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Good one from bears bro....

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a
show in a small town in Arkansas

With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb
blonde jokes.

Suddenly, a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts
shouting: 'I've heard enough of your stupid ass blonde jokes. What makes
you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a
person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys
like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the
community, and from reaching our full potential as a person. Because
you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not
only blondes, but women in general...and all in the name of humor!'

The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde
yells, 'You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little shit
on your knee'.