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Wal-Mart Greeters or Geezers when not paddling.

oldsparkey

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Wal-Mart Greeters:

Two elderly Wal-Mart greeters were sitting on a bench during break.

One turns to the other asking, "Slim, I'm 73 years old and I'm just full of aches and pains. I Know you are about my age. How do you feel?"

Slim says, "I feel just like a new born babe."

Rather amazed, his co-worker repeats his statement in the form of a question, "Really? A new born babe???"

"Yup", grins Slim, "No teeth, No hair and I think I just wet my pants."

Chuck