Ya might be a redneck.....

[oldyaker]

Q.)How can you tell if'n your woman has been a cheat'n on ya with a redneck?

A.) You'll have an oil spot on yer driveway and her lips will smell like Vienna Sausages! :?

 

[Kayak Jack]

Now THAT'S a gotcha! Reminds me of Laugh in.


VeDDDdddy ING-terestinggg!

 

[oldsparkey]

Being an under educated southerner I can understand the Vienna's ( every one loves them) but the oil slick confuses me. :?
Does that mean the redneck is Italian or just someone riding a Harley , perhaps both ?
They both have loose gaskets. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Chuckles.

 

[jdupre']

Oil Stain = old, self-maintained(?) pickup trucks, second generation Z28's or Bandit Trans Ams.