You Know You Live in Florida .....IF...........
1. You spend more time on your roof then in your living room.
2. You have actually seen pigs fly.
3. You consider plywood as a window treatment.
4. You won't trade cars until you've tried to guess which tree to park your lemon under for the next hurricane.
5. A Hurricane with wind hits you harder then a Hurricane with alcohol.(the drink)
6. You find you like talking to your insurance adjuster and have there number on speed dial.
7. You've been laughed :lol: at over the phone by a roofer, fence builder or a tree service worker.
8. A battery powered TV is considered an entertainment center.
9. You find the hum of a generator erotic.
10. You don't worry about relatives wanting to visit during the summer.
11. You go to work early and stay late just to enjoy the air conditioning.
12. You know exactly now long two bags of ice will last in your cooler.
13. Your parrot can say "Hunker Down".
14. You know which weathercaster are pregnant.
15. Your 5 year old can distinguish between a category 2 and a category 3 storm.
16. Your children associate huffing and puffing to blow a house down NOT with the big bad wolf, but a hurricane. :roll:
17. Your hurricane parties keep getting canceled because of a hurricane.
18. Having a tree in your living room does not necessarily mean it's Christmas.
19. There's a No Wake Zone posted at the end of your drive way.
20. Toilet Paper is elevated to coin of the realm at the shelters.
21. Overnight your property has been reclassified as Lake front.
22 ............. You own seven or more of the following..... A generator, a power inverter, a weather radio, a battery powered TV, a battery powered fan, a battery powered lantern, a 5 gallon gas can, a tarp, a chain saw and a rain suit.
Chuck.
1. You spend more time on your roof then in your living room.
2. You have actually seen pigs fly.
3. You consider plywood as a window treatment.
4. You won't trade cars until you've tried to guess which tree to park your lemon under for the next hurricane.
5. A Hurricane with wind hits you harder then a Hurricane with alcohol.(the drink)
6. You find you like talking to your insurance adjuster and have there number on speed dial.
7. You've been laughed :lol: at over the phone by a roofer, fence builder or a tree service worker.
8. A battery powered TV is considered an entertainment center.
9. You find the hum of a generator erotic.
10. You don't worry about relatives wanting to visit during the summer.
11. You go to work early and stay late just to enjoy the air conditioning.
12. You know exactly now long two bags of ice will last in your cooler.
13. Your parrot can say "Hunker Down".
14. You know which weathercaster are pregnant.
15. Your 5 year old can distinguish between a category 2 and a category 3 storm.
16. Your children associate huffing and puffing to blow a house down NOT with the big bad wolf, but a hurricane. :roll:
17. Your hurricane parties keep getting canceled because of a hurricane.
18. Having a tree in your living room does not necessarily mean it's Christmas.
19. There's a No Wake Zone posted at the end of your drive way.
20. Toilet Paper is elevated to coin of the realm at the shelters.
21. Overnight your property has been reclassified as Lake front.
22 ............. You own seven or more of the following..... A generator, a power inverter, a weather radio, a battery powered TV, a battery powered fan, a battery powered lantern, a 5 gallon gas can, a tarp, a chain saw and a rain suit.
Chuck.