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    cakes on the griddle

    Esteemed Colonial Compatriot Bear, Your palate is both stimulating and rewarding. I have just returned with a local brand of unadulterated peanut butter. What a marvel! Before we merely had Chadburne choose "Jiff". If George Washington Carver had been a loyal subject of the Queen, we...
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    Stick fires

    My esteemed Colonial relative bearridge, What on earth is a "hot dawg"? Is it something the frogs consume? I am nauseous. I am also inclined to fart in your general direction. with curious regard, Sir Neville
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    Vowels for Bosnia

    Posted by Funn E. Guy on April 10, 1996 at 13:39:22: Originally written by the staff of The Onion® Vowels to Bosnia ask and you shall receive... Cities of Sjlbvdnzv, Grzny to Be First Recipients Before an emergency joint session of Congress yesterday, President Clinton...
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    I almost saw it too, but the damn thing flew off.....

    Friend oldyaker, It wuz my hope ta study the Swampus Whatchamacallitus fer our explorin' club. Over ta Great Britain we dont have nobody who even seen a Big Foot, a Sasquash, aliens 'er Don King. Well, that fella who tried ta lite hiz Nikes 'n blow up that plane wuz a Brit, but az ya...
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    Ahoy there mates....

    My Friend draino, I have heard that myownself, but so far I aint seen much sign of it. 8) best regards, Sir Neville This is a court of law young man, not a court of justice. Oliver Wendell Holmes
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    Ahoy there mates....

    Howdy ta all ya'll. It haz been quite a while since I dropped by yer fine Southern Paddlin' forum. I been busier'n a one legged Scot in a butt kickin' contest. Leadin' a high cultured life like we do over here in Great "By God" Britian dont leave much time fer socializin' with the colony...