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Clean cat

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HOW TO CLEAN A CAT!


1.Thoroughly clean the toilet. or not

2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water and have both lids open.

3.Find the CAT and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

4. In one smooth movement,put the cat in the toilet and close both lids.(You may need to stand on the lid so he can't escape!) The cat will self-agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet as the cat is actually enjoying this.

CAUTION:... Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching out for anything they can find! Do not sit on the lids!! Stand on them!


5. Flush the toilet 3-4 times. This provides a "POWER WASH and RINSE" which is quite effective and invigorating for the cat.

6. Have someone open ALL doors to the outside and insure there are no people between the toilet and outside door!

7. Stand as far behind the toilet as you can...and lift both lids!

8. The now clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself.

Sincerely, THE DOG :wink:


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Kayak Jack

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Cats n Dogs

Know how to make a cat sound like a dog? Pour lighter fluid on him and light a match; cat goes "WOOoof!"

Know how to make a dog sound like a cat? Freeze him and then run him through a band saw. Dog goes "EEEOOWWWww!"