Look closely, and look again. Verify that you have the tube of hemorrhoid cream in your hand if that's what you want, and not the Icy Hot.
Over and out,
piper
Over and out,
piper
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No, just some really good advice i learned from a retired USAF fellow. You know, more campfire wisdom. piper
Anything we follow that up with will subject this thread to immediate elimination. (E.g. the back yard patio deck thread )
piper
piper
Yeah, that's right. Having a slippery, waterproof nose is nothing to joke about.
Besides, it's too risque for some; if they could understand that word.
Besides, it's too risque for some; if they could understand that word.
At the risk of killing another thread, this picture shows it could be worse.
It's captioned "Learn English!"
It's captioned "Learn English!"
If you think that's bad try rubbing peppermint toothpaste on your Hemorrhoids , don't ask me how I know
David
David
David, if I don't ask , then someone else will.......
WITH OR WITHOUT THE TOOTHBRUSH?
Kie-yack Jacque
dawallace45 said:
WITH OR WITHOUT THE TOOTHBRUSH?
Kie-yack Jacque
With out the tooth brush , needless to say I now leave my glasses in the bathroom so I can check what I'm using
Probably shouldn't even mention the time I mistook some laxatives for herbal painkillers in the middle of the night
I really should have known better with the tooth paste , a mate did a similar thing a few months before but it all just adds to a long line of screw up I've made in the middle of the night while half asleep and trying to do things with out my glasses , like the time I had severe ring rash and used Whitfield's Ointment which is salicylic acid and benzoic acid instead of vaseline , that was pretty unforgettable and of course the times I did things with out thinking them through like the time I tore up my scrotum a bit getting through a barb wire fence and put straight detol on it , of course instead of just dabbing it on the wound gently I poured it all over , the effect on the sensitive skin was to burn like the hobbs of hell and turn the whole scrotum into a big scab
David
Probably shouldn't even mention the time I mistook some laxatives for herbal painkillers in the middle of the night
I really should have known better with the tooth paste , a mate did a similar thing a few months before but it all just adds to a long line of screw up I've made in the middle of the night while half asleep and trying to do things with out my glasses , like the time I had severe ring rash and used Whitfield's Ointment which is salicylic acid and benzoic acid instead of vaseline , that was pretty unforgettable and of course the times I did things with out thinking them through like the time I tore up my scrotum a bit getting through a barb wire fence and put straight detol on it , of course instead of just dabbing it on the wound gently I poured it all over , the effect on the sensitive skin was to burn like the hobbs of hell and turn the whole scrotum into a big scab
David
Dave, were you self-destructive as a child? Or, did you wait to learn that skill? :wink: DANG! fella.
Camping with you would be a combination of dangerous and hilarious.
Camping with you would be a combination of dangerous and hilarious.
Don't think I've ever been self destructive although my wife may not agree with me on that but I was extremely impatient and stubborn , but I am learning
David
David