Friend piper,
I dont know who ya buy yer sippin' whiskey frum, but yer payin' way too much. After bow 'n arrows, how bout ya give moonshinin' a try. I know it iz illegal in the U.S., but yer in Louisiana. :wink:
Dont worry, it wont have ya makin' more'n more sippin' whiskey like boats, paddles, bows 'n big ass trunks. Trust me......I used ta charge fer my advice. Good 'er bad....it all cost the same. :mrgreen: Besides, I kin write ya a order fer sippin' whiskey fer baldness, impetigo, warts, bad breath, high blood pressure, cancer of the liver 'n spleen, gingervitus 'n bad vision. That way when ya gotta deal with the tax law, ya tell 'em how yer still iz a medikle necessity (frum a doctor up ta the Shade Tree Medikle Clinic).....like when ya git a free money scooter frum the scooter store.
regards
bearridge
ps What iz the pull on the cello? :roll: :roll:
Woodrow Call: What do you want legs for anyway? You don't like to do nothing but sit on the porch and drink whiskey!
Gus McCrae: I like to kick a pig every once in a while. How would I do that?
