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I joined a parachute club!??

oldyaker

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Aug 26, 2003
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Yesterday my wife asked why I didn't do something useful with my time. She suggested I go down to the senior center and hang out with the guys. I did this and when I got home last night I told her that I had joined a parachute club.


She said "are you nuts? You're almost 70 years old and you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?"


I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card.


She said to me, "You idiot, where are your glasses! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!"


I'm in trouble again and don't know what to do! I signed up for five jumps a month!




Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier. :(