I joined a parachute club!??

[oldyaker]

Yesterday my wife asked why I didn't do something useful with my time. She suggested I go down to the senior center and hang out with the guys. I did this and when I got home last night I told her that I had joined a parachute club.


She said "are you nuts? You're almost 70 years old and you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?"


I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card.


She said to me, "You idiot, where are your glasses! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!"


I'm in trouble again and don't know what to do! I signed up for five jumps a month!




Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier.

 

[graybeard]

Relax, where are you going to find 5 women willing to hire you?



:lol:

 

[Kayak Jack]

Since I know that Jimmy, like me, will never jump out of a perfectly good airplane, he similarly will never jump out of a perfectly good .... uuhhh forget it.

 

[Wannabe]

Just don't pull the ripcord too early-----or too late. :shock: :?
Bob

 

[tx river rat]

ROFLMAO
Ron

 

[Ozark]

Aren't the first jump suppose to be tandem?
Any volunteers?