New Smoker

[oldyaker]

Here is my baby OZ......


After remembering this Memorial Day morning, she is pressed into action with ribs....baby backs and country....


Gang will be here around 1700.....a shot of baby backs. Menu to include corn, collards, potato salad, beans.....OH!!!! Chocolate cake for dessert.....

 

[Kayak Jack]

.....OH!!!! Chocolate cake for dessert.....

"ULLMMMMmmmmnnnnn - chocckolate cAAaaake!"

 

[Ozark]

Heres some of the makins this weekend.

An Itailian fatty

The ribs

the ham and pine apple roll ups

Sorry none of the finished product just this one of a stuffed pork loin

Paul

 

[Kayak Jack]

How does a smoked bottle of beer taste?

 

[islandpiper]

Jack, around here we smoke beer in two's......the cook drinks two beers, then stands in front of the smoker.

is that what you meant?

piper

 

[oldsparkey]

Friend piper,

That sounds mitey good. I'd like ta try it. I dont eat pork tenderloin often.

regards
bearridge

I'll bet he eats Pork Chops and they ain't nothing more then the tenderloin with the bone in them. :lol:

Chuck.

 

[bearridge]

Bone in tenderloin....amen. 3" thick. Opps....I jest drooled on my MacKeyboard. That horseradish, dill 'n mayo sauce mite be jest az good on a thick porkchop.....'n I hear it makes the ragheads pee in their turbans. :mrgreen:

regards
bearridge

Say what you will about the Ten Commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them. H. L. Mencken

 

[Kayak Jack]

... Say what you will about the Ten Commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them. H. L. Mencken

That's only because Mel Brooks dropped one table. Otherwise, there'd be 15.

 

[Kayak Jack]

Jack, around here we smoke beer in two's......the cook drinks two beers, then stands in front of the smoker.

Yes, Piper San, the indirect method of smoking.

 

[islandpiper]

After a tough day of negotiations, Moses made his way back down the mountain.

All the people gathered around and said, "Moses, how are things going in your talks with the Lord God?"

And Moses, taking a deep breath, said, " Ive got some good news and I've got some bad news. The good news is that I've got Him down to just ten items. The bad news is that the item dealing with COVETING THY NEIGHBOR'S WIFE is still in there."




Sorry Oz.......it had to be said.

piper

 

[Ozark]

No offense taken Piper
Paul

 

[islandpiper]

I'm sure that when the negotiations were complete , Moses and the gang celebrated with some St. Louis Ribs and a case of Bud.

piper

 

[Kayak Jack]

You're a sly dog, Piper San. And ... so is Oz.

 

[Ozark]

Here's a look at todays smoke
Ribs have been in for 3 hrs. time to wrap them in foil

Now the steak bites go in

then the stuffed peppers

Paul

 

[islandpiper]

Oz, I'll take your canoe if that's OK, since you won't be able to FIT INTO IT ANYMORE.

I'll always remember you just like you were in January, a real nice, young, SKINNY GUY.

(yes, we want to see the pictures when the stuff was all done, too)

Piper

 

[Kayak Jack]

Paul's gonna get fatter'n a 40 pound robin!

 

[Ozark]

Here's one of the goodies in the smoker

here's one of the steak bites and stuffed peppers

Paul

 

[islandpiper]

Oz, how about if I save the virtually priceless shavings from a 500 year old maple back-block and send them up to you. You could either assemble them into a perfectly good maple block with a space in the inside shaped like a violin........or, you could use them in your new smoker (and send me some of those steak-bites)

The ribs and brisket at the Rendezvous '08 were smoked over Cello Shavings.

I knew another violinmaker who saved his shavings for a neighbor kid who used them in the Hamster cage. I don't think he ever smoked the hamsters. Probably knew it wouldn't go around. Hamsters come in six-packs now for just that reason.

Here in Louisiana we have NUTRIA , basically just a big Guinea Pig. Lots of people here eat them, but usually they are stewed (the nutria, not the diners).

Piper

 

[Wannabe]

Oz,
With that load in the smoker I woulda watched it while you took a weeks vacation. :lol: :lol:
Bob

 

[islandpiper]

Oz, ok.......tell us about these STEAK BITES. cut? marinade? how long in the smoker?

piper