I took my oldest daughter squirrel hunting one day when she was about 10 years old. Now, she'd been camping a lot, and was comfortable outdoors etc. But about 5 minutes after we sat down, and I had told her to be quiet and make no moves, she leaned over and asked, "Daddy! Where's the squirrels?' "Shh, Laurie."
Another 5 minutes, and again, "Daddy! Where's the squirrels?' "Shh, Laurie."
Maybe 8 minutes, and same thing. "Honey, you have to be quiet so the squirrels will come out."
A pretty insistent little girl demanded, "Daddy, I AM being quiet! WHERE are the squirrels?"
A pregnant pause, and I asked her, "Would you like us to go back and get a cup of cocoa, Hon?" "Yes, Daddy." sigh I swear I could hear squirrels chortling as we left the woods.
Hot chocolate was good that day.