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The power of confession" A woman takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. Her 9-year-old son comes home unexpectedly, so she puts him in the closet and shuts the door. Her husband also comes home, so she puts her lover in the closet, with the little boy. The...

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident but it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man, that is interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars...

A happy-go-lucky guy was "flying" down the road one day (about 10 mph over the limit) and passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side laying in wait. The cop pulled the guy over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and...

Commordore, I leave the brainwork to others on the forum. :? I’m just a pirate. I take from one forum and post on another. :lol: Some times I customize a bit, just to stir the pot little. :wink: Plagiarism is my strong suit. :roll: Lurker

Chuck and Jack Go Camping Chuck and Jack went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine they lay down for the night, and went to sleep. Some hours later, Chuck awoke and nudged his faithful friend. “Jack, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Jack...

"Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce court judge said, "and I've decided to give your wife $775 a week." "That's very fair, your honor," the husband said. "And every now and then I'll try to send her a few bucks myself." :lol: Lurker

How do you keep a blonde from going shopping? Build a circular driveway. _____________________________________________________________ Two bowling teams, one of all blondes and one of all brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend for a bowling tournament in Atlantic City...

Subject: Pickin' on N.C. A guy from North Carolina passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved widow, but she can't touch it 'til she's 14. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ How do you know when you're staying in a North Carolina hotel? When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta...

Old Yak, Nothing so glorious or financially rewarding, I’m just mining another site for there humor and salting some from this one. :lol: Lurker

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and Help me... I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get It started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a...

Hey here a bumper sticher for ya ever tells ya where to put it ..... on the car that is. This bumper sticker is selling like hot cakes in New York "Run Hillary Run" Democrats put them on the back bumper-------- Everyone else puts them on the front bumper---------- Lurker

HOW TO CLEAN A CAT! 1.Thoroughly clean the toilet. or not 2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water and have both lids open. 3.Find the CAT and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 4. In one smooth movement,put the cat in the toilet and close both...

A plane is on its way to Houston when a blonde in Economy Class gets up and moves to the First Class section and sits down. The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She then tells the blonde that she paid for Economy and that she will have to sit in the back...

A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of the first exhibits they stopped at covered breeding bulls. They went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said, "This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said, "He mated 50 times...

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying,"Jesus is coming." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight out...

The Iraqi Ambassador to the UN has just finished giving a speech, and walks out into the lobby there he meets President Bush. They shake hands and as they walk the Iraqi says, "You know, I have just one question about what I have seen in America." President Bush says "Your Excellency, I'll be...

Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit,patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached...

A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients made while he was performing colonoscopies: 1. "Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone before." 2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?" 3. "Can you hear me NOW?" 4. "Oh boy, that was sphincterrific!"...

Guess whose birthday it is? Can you believe it? Monica Lewinsky turned 28 last week. It seems like only yesterday she was crawling around the White House on her hands and knees. :lol: Lurker

The mind of a 6-year old is wonderful. First grade...true story: One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of the Three Little pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to accumulate the building materials for his home. She read, "...And...