... written in three easy to read languages - Greek, Hebrew, and Sanskrit. Sidebar explanations gladly furnished in either Swahili or Japanese kanji.JEM said:"suggested instructions"
Kayak Jack said:OK, very shallow vee bottomed kayak w/ keyhole cockpit. If Piper-san paddles this - WHO is going to hoist his bent frame in and out?
"Ready on the dock there, old feller?"
A long, wheezing pause, punctuated by several gasps. Then, a hesitant, "yes"
Next, we see a husky, young, personal-trainer type lifting a Monty Burns look-alike over into the boat, deftly arranging his pillows, and tucking him in. As he puts a straw from the drinking glass into the old codger's chapped lips, he says, "OK, that oughta do you. Ready for your morning paddle?"
Another of those maddening, long, wheezy pauses. Slowly, the old fella raises his rheumy eyes, and asks, "Am I done yet?"