Well....Hav'n a bad day day thinking of this week. I guess I'm entering thru the curtain of Geezerdom for sure. I have been having tests done and this week the Doc has me going for a colonoscopy this Friday.
Thursday will be the bad day when you have to drink the "Stuff", 8 ounces every 10 minutes until it's gone. Than park your arse on the head until the next morning making sure a case of toilet paper is nearby..... I had been the target or Butt End" of many O-Scope jokes and didn't know there were so many...
Like from the guys at work....."When they look inside you, it'll be like JAWS...their gonna find bent up license plates, bumper off a 57 Chevy truck, grocery cart and empty beer cans to numerous to count!"
OR.......Saying "I love you" to your gastroenterologist in the middle of the procedure is considered poor form and not recommended.
I hope that you are up and "running" soon!
It's just a colonoscopy. It's not the end!
You will "end" up better than ever before.
This too shall pass.
Glad to hear that everything "came out OK!"
Hope everything turns out OK in the "end."
Go boldly where man has never gone before.
Have a sphincter-riffic time!
Tell the doc, "If your hand doesn't fit, you must acquit."
Ask anyone around, "Can you hear me now?“
The Doc claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies:
"Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
"Can you hear me NOW?"
"You know, in Arkansas , we're now legally married."
"Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"
"Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
"If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!"
"Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."
"You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"
"Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?"
I doubt there can be a medical procedure that so many have made jokes of.........It's all fun and games until you "end up" the target of all this jocularity! Don't worry, I'll be understanding when it's your turn for an O-Scope....sure I will! :twisted:
Thursday will be the bad day when you have to drink the "Stuff", 8 ounces every 10 minutes until it's gone. Than park your arse on the head until the next morning making sure a case of toilet paper is nearby..... I had been the target or Butt End" of many O-Scope jokes and didn't know there were so many...
Like from the guys at work....."When they look inside you, it'll be like JAWS...their gonna find bent up license plates, bumper off a 57 Chevy truck, grocery cart and empty beer cans to numerous to count!"
OR.......Saying "I love you" to your gastroenterologist in the middle of the procedure is considered poor form and not recommended.
I hope that you are up and "running" soon!
It's just a colonoscopy. It's not the end!
You will "end" up better than ever before.
This too shall pass.
Glad to hear that everything "came out OK!"
Hope everything turns out OK in the "end."
Go boldly where man has never gone before.
Have a sphincter-riffic time!
Tell the doc, "If your hand doesn't fit, you must acquit."
Ask anyone around, "Can you hear me now?“
The Doc claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies:
"Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
"Can you hear me NOW?"
"You know, in Arkansas , we're now legally married."
"Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"
"Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
"If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!"
"Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."
"You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"
"Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?"
I doubt there can be a medical procedure that so many have made jokes of.........It's all fun and games until you "end up" the target of all this jocularity! Don't worry, I'll be understanding when it's your turn for an O-Scope....sure I will! :twisted: